Suiseiseki

It's dark, desu...! W-why is it so dark? Where am I? [kicks frantically and the sound of metal echoes around her. she's definitely not in her forest any longer, and can feel the plants slowly beginning to die without her presence, which only makes her pounding and screaming more frantic] L-let me out, desu...! Let me...l-let me out...! Let me out...!



[ooc: Ref]

And...finished~

[Suiseiseki is sitting at a table, several presents scattered across its surface, very neatly wrapped and decorated, as she's spent quite a bit of time on them. each one is addressed (in somewhat neat handwriting, since she's been learning with the Master) to someone specific: the Master, the Doctor, T!Roxas, OUxel, Nataku, Dist and Rockman.

Inside each are (respectively): a snowglobe with Template City inside, equipped with a spring-loaded switch that will allow the Master to "stomp" on the city with a giant foot inside said globe whenever he gets angry; a (very, very) long scarf; a drawing of him smacking OUxel upside the head and Suiseiseki cheering him on; moldy cheese in a pretty tin; a picture of the Master that says 'NOT A LOSER' and a small plushie of an imp; a bag full of sharp, spiky things with what looks like his Revenge Journal but is really just a random notebook Suiseiseki found; and a small robot that she thought looked interesting because she has no idea what to get him for the gift exchange]

They'll be certain to love them, desu~ [prims and preens]

[is walking around with the paper about the prostitute's eyes being glued shut, tilting it this way and that as she tries to read it. too bad it's upside down and she can't, well, read. not that she'd let anyone know that]

This isn't a very good story, desu~

Ah~

Look at all the food, desu! [scrambles around, snatching up bits and pieces here and there, chowing down happily] It's so good, too~

But, um...t-there's a lot here, desu...So, um...if anyone wants -- but only because I figure it's nice of me to take care of you all, desu, not for any other reason! -- you're welcome to come and share with me, desu.



Unless you're that stupid, ugly human, desu! Then you can sit outside and maybe I'll throw you scraps, desu!

[Filtered from the Nots (sans the Master), but let's face it, Suiseiseki isn't the best at these things, so hackable if the Not so deems it worthy]

I talked to the Matchstick and a couple others about this, but the rest of you might as well hear it, desu. I want to try to get into one of the fake's dreams to see if their soul trees are somehow being affected and that's why they were able to take over their normal bodies, desu.

So I need someone to knock one of them out. I-I mean, I couldn't probably do it myself, but I'm sure one of you is willing to do it anyway s-so I don't see any reason to put myself in danger doing so, desu~ I will of course help with Amethyst Dream since I am so strong and all, but I know some of you would like to help so I thought I'd offer you a chance, desu. Th-that's all...

Master...Master, can't you make this all stop, desu? Isn't there something you can do? Matchstick is hurt and now...

I hate this, desu...

[Suiseiseki still hasn't found her box, but she is on a mission to find the person who made the robots that took said box. Unfortunately, she has since found herself in an unorthodox costume, which has only increased her ire.]

...

WHAT IS THIS, DESU?

Why is everyone suddenly so short, desu? I fell asleep after those stupid metal robot things came into my room and when I woke up everybody had become tiny, desu.

...

[Happens to stretch and look up at her arms, which are now uncovered because, surprise, Yukimura doesn't wear a full-length dress.]

...

What happened to my arms and legs, desu? M-my joints are gone, desu! [Begins checking out the rest of her (his!) body.] This isn't how Father made me, des--WHAT IS THAT, DESU?! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!







[I ganked an icon from you, Yukimura-mun. I hope that's okay.]

WHY ARE PEOPLE ATTACKING ME DESU?!